Dreidle
Just because I don't rock a dreidle,
Don't mean that I won't be able,
To make your Jewish heart do a dance,
So come on pretty baby give the goyim a chance,
Just because I don't eat a matzoh,
Don't mean I can't make ya hot oh,
Not Sandler with the Hanukah song,
Rock that gifilte all night long,
Why I gotta be Jewish to do this?
Why I gotta be Jewish to do this?
Why I gotta be Jewish to do this?
Come on pretty baby give the goyim a chance,
Just because I don't wear a yamulke,
Don't mean that I'll fail at lovin' ya,
On Sundays we'll nosh on a bagel,
Even set a place for Elijah at the table,
I'll be the herring baby you be the cream sauce,
Blow me off and it'll be your loss,
I'm Moses and you're the Red Sea,
Come on pretty baby part your waters for me,
Why I gotta be Jewish to do this?
Why I gotta be Jewish to do this?
Why I gotta be Jewish to do this?
Come on pretty baby give the goyim a chance,
Dreidle, dreidle, dreidle I made you outta clay,
All night long with your dreidle I will play,
Why I gotta be Jewish to do this?
Why I gotta be Jewish to do this?
Why I gotta be Jewish to do this?
Come on pretty baby give the goyim a chance,
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