Bring in D e m a s i

He walked right into the bar and he sat his skinny ass down,
A lesbian looked at him and he pummeled her to the ground,
Walked over to that chick's chick and he said, "Now you're with me,"
And everybody wanted to know was it really D e m a s i,

You say, "Bring in the noise," and I say, "Bring in D e m a s i,"
All the girls want their boys to be like Michael D e m a s i,
Little kids playing with toys, theyíre playing Michael D e m a s i,
You say, "Bring in the noise," and I say, "Bring in D e m a s i,"

He likes his prosciutto cold and his antipast outta the can,
And all the young girls in Troy know that Michael is the man,
He went to school upstate and he printed their salaries,
Oh that J.J. Whalen, he don't like D e m a s i,

You say, "Bring in the noise," and I say, "Bring in D e m a s i,"
All the girls want their boys to be like Michael D e m a s i,
Little kids playing with toys, theyíre playing Michael D e m a s i,
You say, "Bring in the noise," and I say, "Bring in D e m a s i,"
Yeah, yeah, yeah,

He's a beat reporter for a paper named The Gazette,
He'll drive to Saratoga to place a two dollar bet,
All the court reporters want to know what's his name,
All I gotta tell 'em is that's his claim to fame,

You say, "Bring in the noise," and I say, "Bring in D e m a s i,"
All the girls want their boys to be like Michael D e m a s i,
Little kids playing with toys, theyíre playing Michael D e m a s i,
You say, "Bring in the noise," and I say, "Bring in D e m a s i,"
Yeah, yeah, yeah.