Bev

She wore her blue velvet pants to the book club again,
She drinks Kahlua and milk when she's out with her friends,
She's all Nina Simone and John Coltrane,
She's ... Bev!

She fainted at yoga when they pinched off a nerve,
She's got the weirdest damn laugh that you've ever heard,
She's a nasty ex-vegan and she eats like a bird,
She's ... Bev!

She don't like hanging with yuppies,
She don't like watching TV,
She don't like looking at pornos,
She don't like me,
Yeah!

She'll date artists and musicians if she dates at all,
Her mother broke her leg in a real nasty fall,
She made me wait a week before she finally called,
She's ... Bev!

She's as groovy as a Jackie Chan movie!
She's as groovy as a Jackie Chan movie!
She's as groovy as a Jackie Chan movie!
She's as groovy as a Jackie Chan movie!